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♪Subprime to Hell♪

There's a man who's sure
All that issues is good
And he's buying a subprime to hell
When he gets there he knows
If the books are all closed
With a loss he can't hedge what he came for
And he's buying a subprime to hell

There's a sign on the loan
But he wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes bonds have two ratings
In a trade by the book
There's a dealer who deals
Sometimes all of our thoughts make mistake
It makes me wonder

There's a dealing I get
When I book to the list
And my salary is crying for losing
In my thoughts I have seen
Fade of bid through the trades
And the prices of those which make losing
And it makes me wonder

And it's collapsed that soon
If we all sell the note
Then the paper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn
For those who keep long
And the market will drop with clamor

If there's a trouble in your hedge funds
Don't be relieved now
It's just a good case for the Bear Sterns
Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the wrong run
There's still time to change the trend you're on
And it makes me wonder

JP is coming and it won't go
In case you don't go
The paper's calling you to join him
Dear chairman, can you see the bond blow
And did you know
Your subprime dies on the twistin' world

And as we chase for down the price
Our losses taller than our gains
There walks a chairman we all know
Who wears mustache and works to save
How everything still turns to good
And if you deal it very hard
The note will come to you at last
When all are done and done is all
To be a bull and not to bear

And he's buying a subprime to hell…


（原曲「Stairway to Heaven」　作詞・作曲：Jimmy Page/Robert Plant、唄：Led Zeppelin）
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